Dear the world
There are a few reasons to celebrate in the last few days.
- First, this is the 150th update of my blog! I can hear you all applauding me. Thank you. Much appreciated!
- On Saturday, my young nephew celebrated his 2nd birthday. I bought Leo a Brio Red Locomotive which he seems to love, from a website that wasn’t Amazon because the cheeky feckers don’t pay taxes! The Photo below is not from his birthday but from a farmyard.
- Hollande won the French election. Sarkozy: au revoir, merde face! It’s good to see a swing to the left in mainland Europe. You can only hope that he doesn’t cut services, becomes a success and inspires voters and politicians alike and start tackling the deficit in a more efficient way that doesn’t mean cutting the health system, like the imbecile college boys that run our country: David Cameron and George Osborne. I never thought I would say this, but I feel very envious of the French! (Apart from once having Zidane, Henry and Cantona in their past squads – lucky b——ds!)
- Last but not least, my beautiful and adorable girlfriend Pamela Cruz Lozano became a quarter of a century old, which officially makes her ‘vieja’. If you don’t know what that means, look it up! She’s the best girlfriend in the world! Sos guys, she’s mine! If you have a girlfriend, she’s rubbish compared to mine!
¡FELÍZ CUMPLEAÑOS – MI BOLSITA DE AMOR!