Dear readers,
I’m part of many writer’s groups on Facebook and other social media networks. I no longer really look at them because social media is very much a distraction for me, personally; preventing me from the vocation I enjoy most: writing. I don’t think I’m the only one either, as I have noticed a lot of friends choose to log on and do something constructive with their lives. Kudos. We all know how Facebook and co. are very good at keeping us hooked, controlling our dopamine levels.
Going back to the point of the post, one of the biggest complaints in these groups was about writer’s block. Now, I must be careful not to blow my own trumpet, because I don’t feel I have suffered too much from it. I’m possessed with a mind which is usually away with the fairies anyway, so I can conjure up ideas for stories from very little. My problem is often laziness, persistence and procrastination, which usually prevents me from publishing any of those ideas.
Despite that, whenever I have had writer’s block, I’ve always written about why I have it in a stream of conscious kind of way, that’s if I can’t find a prompt that inspires (it should do; there’s a million or so out there with you Google it). This can often lead to a short story or an interesting piece of work.
So, for argument’s sake, let’s pretend I’m sat in my writer’s chair at my writer’s table with my writer’s pen and my writer’s pad. It’s blank. Here I go:
It’s blank. Why is it blank? Are you a blanker? Are you a blanker wanker? No you’re not. You’re better than that. At least you think you are. What lovely blue horizontal lines across the page. Without them I’d be fucked. My handwriting is crap as it is. My teachers used to tell me. They were right. They said nothing would come of me for having shit handwriting. Thanks for the motivation, Mrs Nealian. You’re teaching wasn’t much better. I heard on the grapevine they fired you a couple of years later because you were shit. I must have been 11 when I heard and I remember how happy I was. Yes, Nealian, you taught me what it meant to be vindictive was from a young age. You stole my innocence. Knobhead. Let’s stay away from negativity. After all, I can’t talk about the qualities of being a teacher. I was barely the best either. At least I care about my student’s feelings. Discipline was my problem. Always has been.
Talking of discipline, the lines on the page. They’re light blue. Kind of like my eyes, people say. Sounds a bit narcissistic but I promise you I’m not. The blue also reminds me of the sea in Cornwall in the UK or in Trujillo in Northern Honduras. Cornish pirates came to Honduras at some point. I’m sure of it. I must have some ancestry here somewhere around the coast. Sounds romantic and contrived, but my soul was destined to be here rather than back in Brum, as much as I’m proud of hailing from Brum. I’ve never lived for long around the sea which angers me because I love water. I love the sea. I love bathtubs but they aren’t common here in Honduras. This is one of Honduras’s worst qualities in my opinion. They don’t like bathtubs. They’re perfect for this climate. Soaking in your own filth, reading a good book and seeing your hands crumple and wrinkle like an old person. Nothing like it.
Cornwall. The sea in Cornwall. The same colour as the lines on this page. Only in summer, mind, around the shallows. Still fucking cold though, no matter how lush it looks. It reminds me of granny, after grandad died. She loved to sit on the cliff tops, missing grandad, but it helped her come to peace with it, I think looking back. She was sad but full of happy memories. Full of mischief. She survived two husbands, both called Arthur. I like the Spanish equilivant of the name, Arturo. Pam doesn’t. She knows someone called Arturo who she doesn’t like. Someone from her past. I ask her what happened but she changes the subject. I don’t push it. She’s got an aggressive little side. Sometimes it’s fun to push her buttons. Sometimes it’s suicide. I guess I’m the same on occasions. Hit a nerve with me, well, one might regret it. Isn’t everyone like that? Human nature? Animal nature? Poking a tiger with a stick? Would you? Why do we piss people off? Why are people arseholes?
But Cornwall, and granny. I’d sit there with her, eating something, whether it scones and cream, pasties, sandwiches, ice-cream or Easter eggs. I was always excited to hear nan’s stories from her childhood. The world was different then. A lot more mysterious. Cornwall generally is. The names and ghost stories and people lost at sea. On sunset horizons, you can imagine seeing beautiful mermaids or hearing the bells of Atlantis ringing from the depths. Pam’s grandparents are great at telling stories. I should see them more. Life’s too short, after all. I’ll be back in Cornwall soon. Can’t wait. For the Easter eggs et al.
There we go. Finished. If you feel that writer’s block affects you, try the above technique. See how much ground I covered. I few outlets for potential stories. Let your mind roam. It won’t be perfect, but it’s fun to see what arrives on the page.
Try it.